girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

Kid with terminal illness: Except for you because you're Jewish and you always complain
Jewish kid: it's true!

(Source: lucy-vanpelt, via mermanhair)

swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

(via mermanhair)